How could anyone have known that the new trampoline would arrive on the beach at the precise moment that the Wicked Witch of the East would be passing through the area?
Rumor has it that the Wicked Witch of the East (WWE) was returning from a visit with her sister the Wicked Witch of the West (WWW) when the accident occurred. It not well understood why witches sometimes travel at low altitudes when commuting. The disposition of the ruby slippers is unknown, however speculation has it that either one of the vandal river otters (previous topic) or Jake, the dog who lives next door, made off with them after the accident. Who knew?
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